This was something me and a mate thought we would write for fun. He then left the project, leaving me and resulting in its increased geeky-ness. I thought you may like it. It's also a little weird... But in a fun way! And it's only three pages, so it ain't long.
Read! I command thee! :)
http://www.mediafire.com/?mze5e2iw3zy
(Thanks to @Nannirk for spelling on that last sentence